Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

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1 year ago // 212,997 notes


how do you expect me to ask strangers for a job I can’t even ask my friend’s mom for a glass of water 

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1 year ago // 97,951 notes

i just want to hug cute boys that are taller than me and smell good

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