Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

8 months ago // 148,818 notes


how do you expect me to ask strangers for a job I can’t even ask my friend’s mom for a glass of water 

(Source: smackable)

8 months ago // 97,777 notes

i just want to hug cute boys that are taller than me and smell good

9 months ago // 92,063 notes